When you joke about something in a video game and it actually fucking happens
So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck
Y O U C A N F E E L N I N T E N D O ’ S A N G E R
I need to start packing up my things and fitting as much of it as I can into my car but I also wanna nap
FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo
group of teens and their dog stop creepy monsters from wreaking havoc: am I talking about Inuyasha or Scooby Doo
"you complain but you’re all going to buy it anyways"